Tuesday, June 24, 2003

Aight that's fair enough. So Anna do you think you could swing it? I'll have to ask my mom about it because we're already paying so much to go to San Francisco but maybe, Anna, you could fly into the Memphis Airport and then we could drive from there to Deb's. I don't know what kind of drive that would be but who knows.

I can't go. :( Can't get off of work for that long, that's why I was gunna get y'all to come here. I can get off a few days, maybe...but not anymore than like three. I would have made y'all asses either come to work with me, or left y'all the car or something, but I just can't leave here. :(

love love love

Monday, June 23, 2003

!!!ATTENTION TO THE FRIEND CIRCLE OF ANNA, DEBORAH, AND WHITNEY!!!
The following plan is a sure fire possibility:
U 2, not the band but you beautiful amigas, are cordially invited to stay at my crib from the 23rd of June (Today..a Monday) till the 14th of July (another Monday). Mom says it's off the wang so it's all gravy. If this does or does not work out for either of the parties please post a notice so we can all get our asses in gear to haul the throw down to another pimp palace. Love always, Party coordinator, W. N. Flatt

Seriously though, Anna and I talked on ICQ and Mama A. thinks it'd be a little too toasty and costly for us to shimmy to LA. I agree with the economical part but I can take the heat. I believe the issue of staying with Anna is that there will have to be a major shifting of convenient sleeping quarters. I'm down for ya'll coming here, but if the downness is not a mutual feeling then by all means do declare in a proper fashion what would be swell for you. But let's think and think fast chicas. Much love....xoxo

(Deb- You said something about lost phone numbers, right? Well, here're the digits sista: 731-627-3046)

Sunday, June 22, 2003

ok guys! somebody..anyone...pick dates, make plans...give me info!!! I need info. I wanna see soon. Let me know please!!!!


Love Love Love!

Deb!

I have no idea what empanadas are, but I like chocolate and bananas so go, Betty Crocker!

I remember. And I laugh where I really have no right to. I can't cook for crap, but baking? That's a whole different story. Baking I do with a vengeance. Not sure why, but I have my theories, yes, I do.

Good luck on quitting. I'd make you the same offer that I made Chad, but somehow I don't think cake and lapdances will be quite as motivational to you.

Jail time? What jail time? There will be no jail time! This is justifiable homicide, murder commited under extreme emotional distress! Or would be if you hadn't just told us that. The whole premeditated thing, nuh uh, can't have that.

Dry? You lost me.

Yes, Deb, congrats on the major purchases. I feel like a dork because I'm older than you and have done nothing of the sort - I still don't drive! - but my shrink and I agree that I need to be nicer to myself, so yeah... I'm a dork, but in a good sense. Or something.

Hola senoritas! Just call me Betty Crocker because I whipped up some banana/chocolate empanadas tonight. I'm one of those people who can't really cook, or I guess never really tries to, and even though they didn't turn out to taste exactly like what I had expected they're still good and I'm proud of myself. *gentle pat on the shoulder...not the back* (Thank you Tyler Florence of Food 911...) I've come along way from my days of screwing up on Raman (sp?) noodles. Remember that incident.

Well, besides currently being the new premier chef of the south I've been up to basically nothing. Sleeping late, getting some pool time, and just hanging out with friends. I'm really making an effort right now to quit smoking. In fact, I've convinced myself that I've never even started. So hopefully that'll go well.

Mom and Dad are talking A LOT more. My dad seems really remorseful for all the pain he's caused to us. I feel sorry for him though. I'm still planning on killing Miss Slutso and I told him that. So fair warning on the possibility of jail time. Hah....But anyway, things seem to be going pretty well right now. *Knock On Wood*

Anna- I like your new site layout. But being oh so brutally honest I just thought I'd let ya know that the font is a little hard to read. Other than that it's groovy.
Deb- Yay on the new carage. That's my responsible, self-sufficient little Deb. Also, kudos on the apartment deal.

I wanna see you chicas soon but I have to admit that we're some indecisive biotches. So I'm saying that we should go to Deb's since she's getting a place. But if that's not cool then we could always go to Anna's or my house. I'd personally like to leave here, because ya'll know first hand just how dry this place can be. All I know is that we're getting together and that's all there is to it. I'm good from now until the 9th of July. Which really isn't a lot of time but we've already wasted solid togetherness time. So it's all up to ya'll. Let's think of something REAL quick.

Love you girls! Muah! xoxoxoxoxo